Sam: Oh, Woody, you telling me? That's it?!
Pete: Hey, you know, lots of people have white shirts.
Norm: And arms.
Tim: How do we know you were even on the show, Woody?
Woody: Of course I was. Oh, you got to believe me.
Norm: Oh, yeah, I bet that's you driving the little chuck wagon right now, huh?
Yah! Yah!
Woody: No, no, no. I swear. I met Robert Urich and everything.
Norm: Yeah, Wood, let us know when your pants are on Dallas.