Eddie LeBec: Anthony, I'm Eddie LeBec. I guess I'm your new stepfather. I'm hoping one day you'll call me "Dad."
Anthony: Hey, Nick Tortelli is my dad. You are not my father, and you never will be!
Carla: Anthony!
Anthony: You only knocked up my ma so she'd have to marry you. Ma, I'm sorry. The guy was asking for it. Come on, Annie, let's go.
Annie: Forgive him. He has the hot passion of his race, and I have the envy of every woman I know.