Rebecca: Carla, what are you doing here on your wedding day?
Carla: Oh, oh, actually I came by to get my last paycheck. See, the bridal shop has this policy about their wedding gowns: "Fork over the jack, or it stays on the rack." So where is it?
Rebecca: Oh, I'm so sorry that I don't have it ready for you right this very second. I guess I've just been busy putting up every single decoration and ordering all the hors d'oeuvres and getting a band together at the very last minute so that your reception could be just perfect for you.
Carla: Could you step on it? I'm in a hurry.