Norm: Geez listen to this. "Scientists discover wild parrot who claims to be Elvis."
Cliff: So?
Norm: "So?" I mean, this one wins the "Too stupid for even you, Cliff" award.
Frasier: Now, really, must you two wallow in this sensationalistic tripe? It pains me no end to see America's wits dulled and their morals abrogated by this opiate of the asses.
Norm: [scoffs] Well, let's check this out, Cliffie. "l was Sigmund Freud's love child."
Frasier: No! I've heard rumors that he betrayed Martha with his sister-in-law, but I never dreamed there were progeny. [takes the paper] You rapscallions.