Norm Quote #481
Quote from Norm in Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1
Norm: Geez listen to this. "Scientists discover wild parrot who claims to be Elvis."
Cliff: So?
Norm: "So?" I mean, this one wins the "Too stupid for even you, Cliff" award.
Frasier: Now, really, must you two wallow in this sensationalistic tripe? It pains me no end to see America's wits dulled and their morals abrogated by this opiate of the asses.
Norm: [scoffs] Well, let's check this out, Cliffie. "l was Sigmund Freud's love child."
Frasier: No! I've heard rumors that he betrayed Martha with his sister-in-law, but I never dreamed there were progeny. [takes the paper] You rapscallions.
‘Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Woody: So, Sam, what are you concocting there?
Sam: Well, you know how superstitious Carla and Eddie are. I thought I'd mix them up a batch of my good-luck wedding punch. It never fails.
Woody: Isn't that the same stuff you made when you were getting married to Miss Chambers?
Sam: Woody, you want to flush this down the toilet?
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Carla, here's your final paycheck.
Carla: Thank-
Rebecca: I might say that you have been a unique employee, and it's going to be very difficult to fill your uniform.
Carla: Thanks.
Rebecca: You don't happen to know any other short, pregnant cocktail waitresses, do you?
Quote from Norm
Sam: Are you gonna take her on a honeymoon?
Carla: Hey, got any suggestions?
Norm: Yeah. New Orleans. I found a great little honeymoon spot just kind of tucked away off Bourbon Street. Great food, very romantic, steamy atmosphere, you know. Yeah, I had the time of my life, and then Vera tracked me down.