Sam: Uh, excuse me. Um, I want to apologize for my behavior back there. I was led astray. Somebody told me that you were kind of a schnauzer.
Rebecca: Uh, Sam Malone.
Sam: Yes. Yes.
Rebecca: You're the gentleman that used to own this bar. Well, I heard you were sailing around the world.
Sam: Well, I was going to do that, but, uh, something kept pulling me back here, and I just couldn't figure out what it was, till now.
Rebecca: Which reminds me of the other thing I heard about you.
Sam: Oh, no... Wait, let me set the record straight here. There have been a lot of ridiculous, unbelievable rumors about my sexual prowess. I just want to tell you that most of them are right on the money.
Rebecca: You know, Mr. Malone, we've known each other only seconds, and I'm already tired of you.