Norm: Where's Sammy and Diane?
Carla: They're in the office trying to unload The Nightmare on Diane Street.
Norm: Well they'll just have to miss my big news. Woody, I want you to stop the presses on that, uh, newsletter. You'll never guess who I saw in front of my office today. Robert Urich. [Carla gasps] Okay? I want to tell you he's just as nice a guy driving past at 50 miles an hour as he looks on that TV screen.