Quote from Sam in Everyone Imitates Art
Diane: Go ahead, write your little poem. Sam: You don't think I can even write a stupid poem. Diane: Of course you can. Don't forget to capitalize the first letter. Sam: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna show you that I can be as much of a reject as you. Diane: I told you, I was not rejected. Sam: Whatever. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a little creating to do. [repeatedly clicks his pen and taps his hand] Coffee. [goes over to Norm] Any of you guys know how to write poetry? Norm: Uh, I know how to make fun of 'em.