Norm: Now, "Tan 'N Wash", guys. The ultimate marriage of luxury and convenience. A combination tanning salon and coin-operated laundry.
Carla: Get real.
Norm: Come on. The timing's right on this. Summer tans are fading. Winter's coming. It's always dirty clothes season. It's gonna be the hottest place in town.
Sam: I'm glad you're already thinking about arson.
Cliff: [laughs] Yeah, arson.
Diane: Don't listen to them, Norman. And never be deterred by the mindless jibes of the ignorant masses.
Norm: Those ignorant masses are gonna be our customers.
Woody: Hey, I'll be there will bells on.
Norm: Everyone'll be there, buddy, fluffing, folding, relaxing happily beneath the healthful rays of a federally-approved UVA bronzing unit.