Sam: Does anyone know how to record on this little devil?
Norm: Yeah, you press that little red button. There you go. Just talk right into the machine there. Just keep it simple. Tell them to leave their names and their phone numbers. I'll make jungle noises in the background.
Sam: Quiet for a second here, everybody. [records] Hi, this is Sam Malone. Suckered you in. I'm not here. How do you like talking to a machine? [Sam chuckles] [Norm imitates a bird] At the beep, please leave your name, number, and something that'll get me hot.
Carla: Hope that was for your private line.
Sam: Are you kidding? I wouldn't waste a bon mot like that on business stuff.