Quote from Nick Tortelli in If Ever I Would Leave You
Sam: You know, you're not the first guy to lose a woman, Nick. Nick Tortelli: Yeah, but you haven't heard the worst. You see, Loretta wouldn't marry me unless I signed one of them, uh, "pre-nupital" agreements and put everything in her name. I was up to my eyeballs in amore that night. She got the house and the Tortelli Television Hospital. Sam: Oh, ouch. Let me get you a drink. Nick Tortelli: Oh, no, I couldn't. I don't have anything, Sam. I couldn't pay for it. Sam: No, it's on the house. Nick Tortelli: Nick Tortelli don't take charity or pity. Or soda. So make it neat, Sam.