Sam: Boy, I really did it this time.
Norm: What are you worried about? She already bought the story. When the magazine hits the stands, just tell her it's not your fault, the reporter didn't mention your sweetie.
Cliff: Yeah, it's foolproof.
Sam: Nah, nah, at best, I'm just buying time. She said she wouldn't call, but she'll call. There's a time when she wouldn't have called, but she'll call.
Coach: Sam, you don't trust Diane much, huh?
Sam: Coach, it's gotten to the point where I can't trust a thing that woman says.
Norm: I know what you mean. Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to them any more.