Diane: Who did this? Who is responsible for this? I'll kill him! [off Sam's look] You did this.
Sam: That's it. Wong Song You. He got killed in the Orient trying to rescue a nun. [murmurs of agreement] That's him.
Diane: You entered me much as one would enter a heifer in a county fair.
Coach: Oh, no, no, no. Come on, Diane. I mean, no. The judges they just come in, they secretly watch your work, and then they pick the finalists. In a county fair, you take the cow to the judges.
Sam: Thanks a lot, Coach.
Coach: Any time, Sam.