Norm: All right, gentlemen. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Man: What are you gonna do?
Norm: Coach, last call.
Coach: What are you talking about, last call, Norm? It's quarter to seven.
Norm: Whoo, no time for last call. The glasses have to be off the tables by seven.
Man: Excuse me. This bar closes at seven?
Cliff: Well, only on the first Thursday of every month. You see, we call it Vive la Difference evening. Yeah, we go home to our wives, girlfriends, work benches, power tools...
Man #2: This is the weirdest bar I've ever been in.
Sam: Coach, what the hell are you doing?
Coach: Sam, this is Vive la Difference night. Where the hell did the month go?