Quote from Carla in Any Friend of Diane's
Coach: Cliff, answer that for me, will you? Cliff: You betcha, Coach. [answers phone] Cheers. Carla? Yeah. Carla, it's for you. Sounds like trouble with the kids. Carla: [o.s.] I'm not here. Cliff: Carla. Carla: All right, give it to me. Give it to me. [takes the phone] What is it? Seraphina's where? Well, cut her down. No, I don't care if it helps the TV reception. Cut her down. And if I get home and find you've flushed the car keys again, you've had it. And by the way, any more problems tonight and you're adopted. [looks in the phone book] Your real mother is Doris Slobotkin, 555 8921. [hangs up] Cliff: Think that's gonna work? Carla: One-in-a-million chance but I gotta take it.