Quote from Sam in Norm's Big Audit
Carla: You know, about this game that's on tonight... Sam: Uh-huh. Carla: Do you remember what happened? Sam: Yeah, I won. [chuckles] Carla: Hey, Sam, this was in your drinking days. I mean, this is the game where you thought the Orioles' mascot was a huge mutant bird. Sam: Oh, my God. Carla: Yeah, remember? Sam: Oh... Carla: Yeah, you threw a fastball at him. You hit him right between the eyes and gave him a concussion. Sam: Well, what would you do if you saw this gigantic bird coming at you? Would you just let it attack you and peck your eyes out?