Quote from Woody in Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
Kelly: Hi, Woody. Woody: Oh, hi, honey. Did you find the apartment? Kelly: Yes, Mr. Smarty-Pants, I found it. Very funny. Now, where's your real apartment? Woody: What are you talking about? Kelly: Woody, the place you gave me directions to was this stinky little room with bars on the window and an old Farrah Fawcett poster on the wall. Woody: Hey, I'm married, not dead.