Sy Flembeck: Hey, babe! Your ship just came in! The muse has visited Sy Flembeck. Want to hear what she had to say?
Rebecca: Oh, boy, do l. You know, I just love the whole creative process. And I can be pretty creative myself.
Sy Flembeck: Oh, yeah? Well, then why don't you be Sy Flembeck and I'll be the annoying broad? How's that?
Rebecca: Go ahead. All right. "The Cheers Theme" by Sy Flembeck. [plays flourish] [to the tune of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm"] Beer and pretzels, that's our game C-H-E-R-S If you don't come here, that's a shame C-H-E-R-S With a C-C here, C-C there
Rebecca: No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! What are you doing? That's all wrong! First of all, "Cheers" is spelled with two E's. Second, I paid you a lot of money to come up with an original tune.
Sy Flembeck: You don't need an original tune! You want something that'll bore a hole through the public's little pea brains.
Rebecca: But you are all hype and no substance! I was mesmerized by your show business savvy. You couldn't write a jingle to save your life.