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Quote from Woody in The Beer Is Always Greener

Sam: Hey, what happened?
Woody: Well, Kelly and I found out we're from different religions.
Frasier: I thought you and Kelly were both Lutheran.
Woody: Oh, well, that's what I thought. It turns out she's Lutheran Church of America, I'm Lutheran Church of Missouri Synod. What if we had children, we'd have half-breeds.
Frasier: Woody, very often these problems can be resolved by, uh, a group session.
Woody: Oh, no, I don't think so, Doctor Crane. The sight of Kelly with another man would drive me crazy.
Sam: No, no, Frasier's talking about counselling, Woody. You are, aren't you?
Frasier: Counselling! Yes!
Sam: See?
Frasier: Perhaps Lilith and I could provide some help.
Woody: Oh, that's nice, Doctor Crane. I'll- l'll ask Kelly. If she's not too busy begging at airports or whatever those people do.

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