Woody: Well, it's a good thing this fire didn't spread. It could have been like that fire my great-grandmother's cow started. Darned thing kicked over a lantern, burned an entire city to the ground. Yep. The shame was so great, the family had to move to Ohio and change their last name to Wilkins.
Kelly: But, Woody, you're from Indiana, and your family name is Boyd.
Woody: Oh, well, some stuff happened in Ohio.