John: My good man, you have my sympathy. To be married to her must be quite an ordeal.
Norm: [grabs John] Hey, take that back!
John: What?
Norm: Take that back! You're talking about the woman I love! I want you to take that back before I turn you into a pretzel!
John: Well, that's a shape I'm sure you're familiar with.
Norm: I am not kidding!
John: All right, all right. I take it back. I apologize.
Norm: All right. Now just go on back upstairs before I pound you into a a beer nut!
John: Well, thank you. I'm tiring of the theme.