John: It seems we have two interested parties here. Perhaps I should give it to the one who wants it the most. The party who's willing to go that extra mile. Oh, dear, I notice my shoelace is untied.
Sam: Oh, give me a break! You expect one of us to get down on our hands and knees and tie your shoelace so you can give them the rooms?
Rebecca: Oh, well to hell with you, Mister. You know, nothing's worth that.
[Sam and Rebecca both bend down and tend to John's shoe]
John: Oh, Christmas is coming early this year.