John: Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
John: I've always known that you felt that my owning the pool room and bathrooms was an unwieldy arrangement. So I found a solution.
Sam: Oh, good. What?
John: I've agreed to sell them to Rebecca.
Rebecca: I hope you can afford the new rent, Sam, but if you have any trouble maybe you can throw a little telethon. Tell you what. [low voice] I'm willing to donate a nickel.