Quote from Norm in Crash of the Titans
Harry: Well, Rebecca, I need to work up the figures, but everything seems to be in good shape. Except for that strange floor deformity. Rebecca: What floor deformity? Harry: There seems to be a depression here. It's almost as if this bar stool is sinking right into the earth. I wonder what could cause that. Norm: Uh, pardon me, pal. You're standing between me and my cheese doodles.