Frasier: Let me see. I don't believe there's a fracture, just a serious sprain right around lumbar three. Does it hurt when I do this? [Sam groans] That's good. That's good.
Sam: Ooh. Why? Does that mean I'm gonna get better?
Frasier: No. Because it means I know what I'm talking about. You see, Lilith, I could so have been a real doctor.