Sam: How are you doing, honey?
Carla: Better. I went home, went to my bedroom, shut off all the lights and laid down on my bed. Then I started thinking. What if I was dying and Serafina refused to do the one thing that meant the most to me. How would I feel?
Norm: So you apologized to your mother?
Carla: No. I went out and yelled at Serafina. I felt a lot better. So I went and yelled at all the rest of the kids. Then I started thinking, why should I be having all this fun when my mom's dying? So I decided I had to try to do something for her.
Woody: Well, I've got a bunch of these coupon books left. They're only good for a month, but I guess in her case, that doesn't matter.
Carla: Anyway, all the kids were there, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask them if anyone would fulfill their grandmother's dying wish and change their name to Benito Mussolini.
Sam: Any takers?
Carla: No. But I got two Madonnas and an MC Hammer. Well, that's that. I tried everything I can.
Woody: She didn't try the coupons.