Woody: [answers phone] Cheers. Uh, just a second. Sam, it's for you. It's someone named Carmen.
Sam: Carmen, as in Carmenget it?
Woody: Just a second, I'll check. Carmen, as in...
Sam: No, whoa, whoa. [takes the phone] Yo, Carmen. Ho, ho, ho, hey, slow down a second. Let me get a word in edgewise, honey. No, I didn't...
Norm: Hung up on you?
Sam: She used to be. Dang, man. That's very weird. She wanted to know why I stood her up.
Carla: You missed a date?
Sam: No, I didn't make one, but she said she spent the afternoon waiting for me at the roller rink dressed in a black leather miniskirt and French-cut panties. Man, I wouldn't forget something like that.
Norm: I'll remember it on my deathbed.
Sam: You know what, I'm going to call her and straighten this out. Wait a minute. Oh, my God. It's not there. My little black book, somebody took it. All right, everybody freeze! All right. Don't anybody move here. Just stay put. Are you moving? All right. I'm going to lock the door here. I'm going to turn off the lights. And whoever took my little black book will just put it right back on the bar. No questions asked. Here we go.