Quote from Norm in Feeble Attraction
Norm: Come on, Cliff. You don't really care about her. Admit it. Cliff: Come on, Norm. Of course I care about the girl. I mean, I'm the one who said she was prompt. Norm: You're a mailman. What the hell do you know about prompt? Cliff: All right. That's it, Peterson. I'm trained in the art of self-defense. All postal carriers are. Norm: Ooh, I'm really shaking, Cliff. What are you going to do, speed sort me?