Rebecca: Sam, you're not gonna tell the guys at the bar some wild tales about what happened last night, are you?
Sam: No, no, no, I'm gonna tell them the absolute truth. I walked in here, found you buck naked, spent the night on the floor with you, surrounded by colored lights.
Rebecca: All right. At least tell them I was good.
Sam: I think I could sell that.
Rebecca: You know, Sam, I do have to say that I am very proud of you.
Sam: Why?
Rebecca: Because we spent the whole night together and you didn't lay a hand on me. I want to thank you for that. I want to thank you for being a gentleman.
Sam: Oh, you're welcome. And I want to thank you.
Rebecca: For what?
Sam: For being such a sound sleeper.
Rebecca: You're welcome... Hey!