Mr. Sheridan: Miss Howe, may I see you, please?
Rebecca: Yes.
Mr. Sheridan: Miss Howe, that was the strangest get-together I've ever attended.
Rebecca: I am so sorry, sir.
Mr. Sheridan: Ordinarily, I'd be very upset, but it all seems to have worked out fairly well.
Rebecca: It did?
Mr. Sheridan: Yes. My brother-in-law, Larry, Is finally going to leave my house.
Woman: I'm going to have a hot pink wedding.
Mr. Sheridan: Boy, it'll be good not having that sorry butt around the house anymore.