Rebecca: Sam, I need to talk to you.
Sam: What's up?
Rebecca: Well, it's a personal thing about my relationship with Robin. I haven't told anybody, but I need somebody to talk to.
Sam: Oh, no. He's married, isn't he?
Rebecca: No.
Sam: Gay?
Rebecca: No, no, no.
Sam: Well, what is it? You can tell me.
Rebecca: All right. I think it has something to do with this.
[After Rebecca peels of her face to reveal Al, Sam wakes up in bed:]
Sam: I hope that was a dream.