Sam: Guys, guys, I know I've accomplished some truly legendary feats in my day, but this this is my masterpiece. This is my Moaning Lisa.
Norm: Okay, tell me: what's the plan and how are we involved?
Sam: Well, here it is and you're not. Turns out that these two sisters are very competitive - especially when it come to guys. So all I had to do was let the little one know that the big one had the hots for me and bingo, she was eating out of my hand.
Cliff: Was she wearing a cowboy hat?
Norm: It's a figure of speech, Cliffie.
Cliff: Well, she could have been.
Sam: What I need to do now is make sure that the big one knows that the little one is interested and I will be ping-ponging between the two of them until they bury me with a smile on my face.