Carla: Hey. Come on, guys. So we've been humiliated in every sport. We've still got something that Gary can't take away.
Norm: Our pride?
Carla: Hell, no. We never had that. We have got the great Wade Boggs' pants!
Rebecca: Well, it's either this or nothing.
Alan: We're number one!
All: We're number one! We're number one! We're number one! We're number one! We're number one!
Al: Pretty weenie.