Sam: Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, guys. I had a rough night. I was out showing Gary's steady chick the time of her life. [laughs] Whoo. Did I miss anything?
Carla: No, no, just an average day. We refilled the pretzel bowls, played a little darts, pantsed Wade Boggs, watched a little TV.
Sam: Wait, you did what?
Carla: Oh, man, we thought it was another one of Gary's tricks. So that's who was running out there in his underwear in traffic.
Frasier: You know, you see Gary has pulled off the greatest, most ingenious trick of them all. He's gotten us to get ourselves.
Cliff: Frasier's right. We can't top this. Gary's beaten us.
Frasier: You know, it's really rather Machiavellian.