Nick Tortelli: Loretta, if I have caused you, uh, any heartache, I want to say I'm sorry. But I really do love you, and I know you love me, and it's crazy for us not to be together. You're the only woman on Earth for me.
Loretta: How come the cake says "Nick and Diane"?
Nick Tortelli: Excuse me?
Loretta: How come the cake says "Nick and Diane"?
Nick Tortelli: You know what a lousy speller I am.
Loretta: Oh, right. But, wait, that's pretty bad. This wasn't for me after all, was it? This was for some girl named Diane!
Nick Tortelli: No!
Loretta: It's no use. We're through forever. [to the band] If you ever need a singer, I'm available for any gig.