Norm: Whew! Hey, hey! Check out Mr. Tan there, huh? Say, Sammy, did you just fly to the tropics and spend a week and thousands of dollars under the blazing, unhealthy sun?
Sam: [dismissive laugh] No, no, Norm. No, I just spent my lunch hour under some healthful, federally-approved UVA rays at the Tan 'N Wash.
Norm: Say, those clothes are really lookin' clean there, pal.
Sam: Well, thank you, Norm.
Norm: Yeah. Now is it true that with these coupons anyone can get 25% off on their first five visits?
Sam: Well, that's what I hear.
Norm: Great.