Diane: Jack is really something, isn't he?
Sam: Are you kidding me? I mean... I could do all that macho stuff if I wanted to, but it wouldn't make me any more of a man.
Diane: Do I detect a hint of raised consciousness?
Sam: Yeah. I mean, a real guy doesn't have to jump on sharks and dodge poison darts just to prove he's a guy.
Diane: I'm astonished.
Sam: A real guy just has to score heavy with the babes, that's all.