Sam: Come on. I mean, I was a good athlete, but, I mean, those guys are superstars.
Carla: Well, to some of us, you are too, Sammy.
Cliff: Yeah, Sam, you may not have been out there as long as those guys, but you were loved.
Sam: Please. Please.
Norm: What? Go ahead. Don't be embarrassed.
Sam: No, no. I mean, please, a little louder. The rest of the bar didn't hear.
Diane: Then you'll do it?
Sam: Yeah, if it's for a worthy cause, I guess I could give them my old jersey. You know, old number 16. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'll make a call, and... You know, I'll tell you what. If this sells, maybe I could give them some more of my athletic equipment.
Diane: While you're at it, Sam, why don't you give them one of your old jockstraps.
Sam: No. Too many memories.