Norm: And so the woodchuck says to the lumberjack, "l was talking to the log." [chuckles]
Mr. Brubaker: I never much cared for jokes in which animals speak. Let's go.
Norm: No, no. Neither do l. I used that as a kind of awful joke a mediocre accountant might use. Can we have some coffee? What do you say?
Mr. Brubaker: No, thank you. It keeps me awake.
Norm: Well, I can see why you wouldn't want that. No, sir. Come on. We haven't discussed business at all, sir. And I really think we ought to just have a spot of something. What do you say?
Mrs. Brubaker: Well, I'd like a glass of water.
Norm: Specialty of the house. Come on, sit down. Sit down, and I'll just run up to the bar and get it myself. It'll be much quicker that way. Just keep the old party going, you know.