Santo: All right, all right. I followed them everywhere. From the supermarket to the movie theater to the golf course. Last night I got what I wanted at the Sea Shanty restaurant.
Phyllis: Well, let's hear the tape.
Santo: Yeah, let's. I don't wanna hang around here any longer than I gotta.
Woman: [on tape] We've put this off too long.
Man: [on tape] Well, we wanted to be sure about some things.
Woman: Right, l- [clattering]
Santo: Busboy dropped a tray.
Norm: What did she say? I couldn't hear a thing.
Man: What did you say?
Woman: I said I can't go through with it. I just can't hurt Norm.
Man: I feel exactly the same way. I can't hurt Norm either. Well, I guess that's that.
Woman: Yeah, I just realized in a strange kind of way that I still love him. With all his faults. He's never home. And so he hangs out in some bar downtown. As far as our sex life goes, he's not exactly Don Juan. It's more like Don of the Dead.
Norm: I think we get the gist here.
Phyllis: So nothing went on.
Santo: Nothing. Vera and Ron happen to be two of the sweetest people I ever ran across. They actually changed my mind about this filthy business. Then I walk in here, and I'm right back in the sewer. Well, you'll pardon me if I go home now, won't you? I mean, suddenly I feel like a shower.