Coach: [v.o.] Hi, my name's Ernie Pantusso and I'm supposed to tell you what happened last week on Cheers. Well, I'm good at explaining things because I used to be a baseball coach. Here, let me illustrate. Now, you may remember me from my playing days in the minors. I still hold the league record for the most times hit by a pitch. That's as good as a hit. Anyway, where was l? Oh, last week on Cheers, this fellow Semenko came into the bar. He's a very famous artist. While he was here, this Semenko fella saw Diane and he got an idea. He decided to paint her picture. He thought she was special about her puss. Diane loved the idea because she'd heard of this fella and she thought he was good. And as you all know, Diane's very smart. Well, the trouble is, when Sam met this artist, Semenko, he hated him. He told him he couldn't paint Diane's picture and he told him to get out of the place. Semenko started to go and Sam left the room. Diane pretended to go along, but then Diane went behind Sam's back. Hey, wait a minute. This is starting to look like a diagram for our old double steal. the runner on first breaks for second, and the runner on second breaks for third. Or if second and third are occupied, the runner on second breaks for third and the man on third goes home. The batter hits the ball to the opposite field, which means the field plays to home plate. Now, wait a minute. I'm sorry. This isn't the double steal at all. These are directions to my daughter's house. No, I'm wrong again. She moved. Or did she? Anyway, Diane was going behind Sam's back.
[flashback to Diane and Phillip Semenko talking in the previous episode]
Coach: [v.o.] Listen, I don't know about you, but I'm worried. I can't remember where my daughter lives. Oh, well, you're up-to-date. Let's see, it's somewhere in New England. Something Lane or Drive.