Quote from Diane in Homicidal Ham
Diane: All right. On with the play. In this scene, Desdemona is in bed, when Othello comes in, thinking, very mistakenly, I can assure you. He's completely off-base on this one. He'll be sick about it in the morning. Thinking that she has been unfaithful to him. Which, of course, she hasn't. Andy: It is the cause. It is the cause, my soul. Let me not name it to you, you chaste stars. It is the cause. Yet I'll not shed her blood, nor scar that whiter skin of hers than snow. Diane: There. Good. Well, it's agreed. No blood, no scarring, and that's the gist of our scene. Cliff: Oh, come on, Diane! [audience groans]