Sam: Sit down. Sit down. See, what they were talking about out there is, uh, I used to have this problem with my brother, Derek. It was kind of a... What do you call it? an inferiority complex. But that was a long time ago, and I conquered it. Here it is. Yeah, this is the guy that used to make me feel like nothing.
Diane: Wow.
Sam: Wow, what?
Diane: Well, he's very nice-looking. He'd be even better if he had his two front teeth.
Sam: No, I blacked those out myself. That was before I got over my problem. See, the interesting thing is I didn't go to any psychiatrists. I didn't read any fancy books. I just sat myself down and said, "Hey, my brother's no better than I am."
Diane: I'm sure you're right. What's he do for a living?
Sam: He's an international lawyer.
Diane: Oh, wow.
Sam: Hey, it so happens I come from a very intelligent family. Yeah, I guess Derek does OK for himself. He must make 50, 60 grand a year.
Diane: Oh, are you kidding? Those guys make 10 times that much.
Sam: Wow. Yeah, but it's the job. Last year he traveled so much, he had to buy his own plane. What kind of life is that?
Diane: The poor wretch.