Quote from Carla in No Contest
Carla: Come clean. One minute you're against this stupid contest, the next minute you're all for it. What's up? Diane: You don't like this contest, do you, Carla? Carla: It's a sham. Diane: Carla, you'll be happy to hear that I am going to bring this contest to its knees. Carla: Ooh, I like it so far. Diane: When they introduce me, I'm going to make a statement denouncing those responsible for this outrage. Carla: Oh, I love it! I love it. You know, there aren't many things about you that I like. In fact, there is nothing about you that I like. But I always say all great friendships start with one small act of vengeance. [laughs]