Carla: Come clean. One minute you're against this stupid contest, the next minute you're all for it. What's up?
Diane: You don't like this contest, do you, Carla?
Carla: It's a sham.
Diane: Carla, you'll be happy to hear that I am going to bring this contest to its knees.
Carla: Ooh, I like it so far.
Diane: When they introduce me, I'm going to make a statement denouncing those responsible for this outrage.
Carla: Oh, I love it! I love it. You know, there aren't many things about you that I like. In fact, there is nothing about you that I like. But I always say all great friendships start with one small act of vengeance. [laughs]