Diane: [on the phone] Oh, yes, I would like to speak to the person in charge of female dehumanization. What do you mean, "Speaking"? This is in regard to the Miss Boston Barmaid competition. I am Diane Chambers and I have something to say about this contest. And all contests like it. I only wish the whole world could hear what I have to say. There will be reporters there? From all the major papers? Well, I guess if a contestant had a few things to say, this would be an excellent forum for 'em. [laughs] Yes. Yes, I am every bit as cute as my picture. Thank you. I'll see you at the contest.