Diane: These contests perpetuate the attitude that women are mere objects, to be judged and ranked in respect to how well they serve man.
Sam: Oh, come on! Lighten up, will you? Relax a little bit. I mean, this is not the UN. Have some fun.
Diane: Do you think being scrutinized, poked and prodded like a side of beef is fun?
Sam: Well, not every day, but on your odd Saturday night...