Man #1: Could we have a couple of beers, please?
Sam: You bet.
Cliff: Patty-cake alert.
Man #2: Hey, you're Sam Malone.
Sam: That's right.
Man #2: I saw your picture in the paper this morning.
Sam: That's good.
Man #2: Can't wait to read that book. I'm not much of a baseball fan, but it sounds interesting.
Sam: Yeah, it should be pretty good.
Man #2: Hey, listen, could we have light beers, please?
Norm: [scoffs] Light beer.