Diane: Excuse me. You're talking about them like they're ogres. The fact of the matter is, there are gay people in this bar all the time.
Norm: No way. I haven't seen a gay guy in here in ages.
Diane: I see. So you can spot a gay person?
Norm: A mile away.
Diane: And there are none in here right now?
Norm: Nope. Looks like a straight crowd to me. Too ugly to be gay. Too ugly to be out.