Miss Gilder: Here are my resume and references, Mrs. Tortelli. You will see that I teach all subjects. I have a great deal of experience, and, if I may say so myself, I'm very highly recommended by those for whom I've worked.
Carla: Forget that. Have you ever been in any major military skirmishes?
Miss Gilder: What?
Carla: Look, it's very important I know you can handle yourself. Just stand up for a minute. Give me one.
Miss Gilder: Give you one what?
Carla: Your best shot, right here. Coldcock me, honey.
Coach: Don't hold back.
Norm: Waste her.
Sam: Lay one on her.
Diane: Let's go.
Miss Gilder: You don't really expect me to strike you?
Carla: Hey, six bucks an hour. [all groan] Great shot! Sit right down here and we'll work out the details.